Friday, May 1, 2009

BAD BOY of Winter: Sean “man with no name” Avery (previously [and unfortunately] Dallas Stars NOW NY Rangers)

Admittedly, I started writing this a loooong time ago. Like before "Avery-gate" [hysterical laughter]. Well, now I've finally got it finished. When I started looking for videos for it, I found out that he's really not that much of a bad-ass on the ice. His rep comes from his running his mouth. I found a lot of videos of him getting his ass kicked. But not much of him kicking ass.

With that being said, I'll admit, I used to laugh at him when he was on the NYR team. Now he's back with the Rags. I never laughed when he was on the LA Kings, because I was always afraid of what he would start when they were playing the Stars. Believe me. Yes, he's funny, and yes, he's a land mine ready to blow. But when he's on your team. It's not so funny anymore. It's very, very stressful having him on your team. And I speak from experience here.

There is however this -



Which beyond all reason, I find to be a sheet-ripping, panty melting, drool inducing turn on!!!!!! (Yes, you just heard me say that about Sean Avery AND yes, there are some things about which I am not quite rational [Hockey/hockey players is one of them]).

It's "up" in the air, weather or not he was the reason the Rangers just lost the series against Washington, recently. It just seemed that he couldn't "hold it in" any longer. But well, Rangers... That's what happened in Dallas, kinda too. Sorry.

4 comments:

KD said...

WHYWHYWHYWHYWHWYWHYI'm trying to convince myself that I do not find Sean Avery to be quite sexy. That didn't help.

Life_As_A_Redhead said...

Funny, but that's what was going through my head, the ENTIRE time I was writing that post!!!!!

So your not alone.

Lauren said...

Egotistical douche bag or not, the man is very pretty.

Duckie said...

Although I don't have any attraction whatsoever to Avery, I totally get that you think that was hot. I had the same reaction when Ribeiro scored the shootout goal and did the shhhh thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XreUfjIMBuY