Friday, January 29, 2010

The Pensblog KNOWS Hockey Fans (Including Female VS Puck Bunny)

ROCK ON Pensblog dudes!!

I'm just a tad bit late with this one (I found it the day they posted it, but haven't had a chance to work on posting it here until now), but the guys over at the infamous Pensblog just "released" their very own "Guide to Hockey Fans" which includes a pretty "mark-on" [scary] description of the "puck bunny" that also includes the GREAT LINE: "Please do not make the mistake that all female hockey fans are puck bunnies. Doing so will probably get you kicked in the balls."

Nothing more needs said there - PERFECT!! ; D

CLICK HERE to read the rest of the post (I've already included the "Puck Bunny" section below):

Puck Bunnies

Her signs will likely feature glitter. So will her eyes.

Penguins puck bunnies know precisely five players on the team: Crosby, Malkin, Staal, Letang and Fleury. They will always rank them according to relative dreaminess.
During pre-game warmups, they rush down to the glass, convinced that Jordan Staal will be plowing their sod that night if only they can make eye contact.

Please do not make the mistake that all female hockey fans are puck bunnies.
Doing so will probably get you kicked in the balls.

How to identify this fan:

If she emits a piercing shriek that leaves your ears bleeding every time the PA guy says "Sidney Crosby", you're sitting next to a Puck Bunny.

5 comments:

Jane said...

That was fantastic! I love that they acknowledge that all girls are puck-bunnies. They give the rest of us a bad rep!

CrackerLilo said...

I'm not a huge fan of Pensblog (just don't feel welcome there), but sometimes they get it right, and this time they really, really, really got it right!

Zigh said...

Ok... that sign bothered me SO MUCH! Like... I remember saying a couple days ago that the 'marry me' one didn't bother me (and it still doesn't), but that's just a BIT much...

Also Steph... that post was HILARIOUS!
When Crosby use to play in the 'Q', and he came over to play against my Rocket, it was the only time the Rocket game has ever sold out.

All the girls were wearing Crosby jerseys and EVERY TIME HE TOUCHED THE PUCK THEY SCREAMED... /facepalm

Puck bunnies just shouldn't be allowed in public...

Rebelheart87 said...

I can't lie, every now and then I get a little shiver of anticipation when he's near... but I refuse to be lumped in with them!

Besides, I like the team as a whole* He just gets my blood pumpin' a little extra*

Thanks for postin' this, I laughed when I read it on PensBlog, and laughed again when I read it here!

aBurghGirl said...

OMG... that had me rolling on the floor in laughter.

They definitely got that right.