"I would probably give Sidney Crosby's rear end, because I'd like to see how in God's name it got that big."
His answer was the BEST by far!!! I think I'm going to legally change my name to "Science" so I can have Sidney's "rear end" donated to ME (and what a fine specimen it is)!!
I could go on ALL DAY with these innuendos, but I'll spare you and won't!! OK - just one more!!