But what am I talking about? Well, I was reading the BurghBlog the other day and PittGirl had a post asking her to give more information on self-united husbands. Self-united husbands, you ask? From PittGirl's "Lexicon"
This, ladies, is the answer I've be looking so long and hard for -- this ingenious creation is the answer to all my Sid-licious fantasy worries (and hopefully yours too!)! So I now officially proclaim, with the powers vested in me by the BurghBlog's PittGirl, to be self-united with Sidney Patrick Crosby!! I DO ([imaginary] Sid does too)! And, yes ladies, the picture in this post IS Sidney on our imaginary Self-Uniting Day!!
Imaginary Self-United Husbands: It’s legal to self-unite in marriage in the great state of PA, so I [PittGirl] went ahead and united myself to David Conrad, Matt Lamanna, Daniel Sepulveda and most recently, Pirate utility man Doug Mientkiewicz. Step off.
And just to give you a little more information on the subject, here's the answer to the question asked by one of her readers:
The answer to “how many husbands can you have” is this question: “how many
husbands can you handle and keep them from killing each other?” If you can handle 100, have 100. As for me, four is about all I can take.
I'm trying out one for now (because I'd really like to focus my attention on Crosby for right now), but I'm certain I will upgrade later and already have some suitors at my door. With this information, I ask you - my loyal HftL readers,
Who is (are) your imaginary self-united husband(s)?